Tea Room in Sint-Amandstraat.

Prose should feel effortless, she says with a smile.

I think I get it.

Watching her. Her long hair, the lavender bow, hint of a smile on her red lips. Admiring her skirt, the elegant sweep, shapely yet streamlinedits just the right combination of formality, sex and adornment.

I think I feel it.

She knows Im watching her move across the polished hardwood floors, thumbing the pages.

(Rumor has it she cut 20,000 words from last years Man Booker winner.)

But I thought, I say, the alliteration, there, the thought, thesis, thinking

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